# Pastebin w4MGtZ7F
21:33:13 <Cyantreuse> http://sexycontainmentprocedures.tumblr.com/post/157592221722/is-their-a-vore-scp-yet nsfw but I just got this ask tonight and it's up there on the list of the worst asks ever(tm)
21:33:20 <Bunton> "THIS SCIP IS SO BAD IT AWAKENED ME FROM MY LONG SLUMBER"
21:33:26 <Avocadonut> oh dear cyan
21:33:30 <DrBleep> But that's ok, <+70 upvotes, with like 10 downvotes is an acceptable ratio for me
21:33:39 <Cyantreuse> vampires are real because they never die so that they're always alive to downvote things 
21:33:40 <Dr0Shadow> XD
21:33:42 <@AidenEldritch> Cyantreuse: why
21:33:44 why
21:33:48 <Cyantreuse> AidenEldritch: idk ask anon 
21:33:55 <Bunton> Cyantreuse: there's been one for ages. :P
21:34:06 <Avocadonut> "is their a vore scp yet"
21:34:06 <Bunton> Like, the living room that eats you.
21:34:10 <Avocadonut> really
21:34:13 <Bunton> *their's been one
21:34:16 <Rimple> .lc
21:34:16 <Cyantreuse> Bunton: oh god oh my god og fuck
21:34:17 <%jarvis> rimple: SCP-2497 (written an hour ago by Gloria Maune) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2497
21:34:17 rimple: SCP-948: The Workaholic (written 2 hours ago by Rimple) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-948
21:34:17 rimple: SCP-2568: They Never Came Home (written 4 hours ago by darkapothem) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2568
21:34:18 <TL333s> cyan, that's amazing
21:34:21 <Cyantreuse> .s living room 
21:34:22 <%jarvis> cyantreuse: SCP-002: The "Living" Room (written 8 years ago by Unknown Author; rating: +553) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002
21:34:22 <djkaktus> whoa whoa whoa
21:34:24 hang the fuck on
21:34:32 are we lacking a proper vore skip.
21:34:34 <Cyantreuse> Bunton: is it that 
21:34:37 <Avocadonut> oh nooo
21:34:37 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: DO NOT GET IDEAS. 
21:34:38 <DrBleep> Oh no
21:34:39 <Bunton> Yeah.
21:34:40 <Avocadonut> oh NOOOOO
21:34:42 <Bunton> Cyantreuse: no. :P
21:34:43 <DrBleep> What have we done
21:34:44 <Rimple> Hey guys look a new series one skip wow I wonder who wrote it they're probably handsome
21:34:44 <TL333s> kaktus, it's not a challenge
21:34:46 <djkaktus> We cannot allow this vore gap
21:34:48 <DrBleep> What have you done
21:34:49 <Avocadonut> YOU GAVE HIM IDEAS D:
21:34:54 <DrBleep> D:
21:34:56 <djkaktus> Hold on to your butts, I'm going in.
21:34:58 <BiggerJ> oh yeah vore's basically going mainstream like furry isn't it
21:34:58 <Avocadonut> CYAN WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE
21:35:00 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: collab 
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21:35:01 <TL333s> no wait, there's that one dude who's just a giant mouth
21:35:02 it's all good
21:35:03 <DrBleep> SHITTTT
21:35:04 <Rimple> *probably a good writer
21:35:06 <djkaktus> I mean
21:35:10 <Avocadonut> AAAAAAHHH
21:35:11 <djkaktus> So here's what I'm ~imagining~
21:35:15 are you ready for this
21:35:15 <Cyantreuse> vore collab 
21:35:17 <djkaktus> straight off the dome
21:35:17 <DrBleep> Don't forget Transformation porn BiggerJ
21:35:18 <Avocadonut> NNNNOOOOO
21:35:19 <djkaktus> here we go
21:35:26 it's a fifthist thing
21:35:30 <Avocadonut> D:\
21:35:30 <Levi> .lc
21:35:30 <%jarvis> levi: I can't do this right now.
21:35:31 <Djoric> Oh no are we doing fetish scips now
21:35:34 <Bunton> BiggerJ: I don't know if I'd call it "mainstream". :P
21:35:36 <ihpkmn> Okay so
21:35:37 <Levi> fuk u jarvis 
21:35:39 <Djoric> because if so I call lady knights
21:35:44 <djkaktus> where people are being anomalously influenced into a cave
21:35:44 <Bunton> But the idea of non-harmful fetishes is getting more acceptable.
21:35:47 <BiggerJ> well, certainly ESCAPING TEH INTERNETS
21:35:47 <Cyantreuse> special containment procedures: daddy 682 vores me with his big dragon mouth 
21:35:47 <djkaktus> and once they're there
21:35:49 <ihpkmn> I just wrote a scip draft and wait fetish scips what
21:35:50 <Avocadonut> see even jarvis fucking appalled by this shit
21:35:54 <djkaktus> they are straight jumping into the mouth of some beast
21:36:07 <DrBleep> But we already have several transformation SCPs...
21:36:07 <Bunton> Cyantreuse: I mean, there is definitely SCP-682 rule 34.
21:36:08 <djkaktus> in like, ecstasy or some shit whatever you call it.
21:36:13 — ihpkmn looks up
21:36:19 <Levi> there is 
21:36:19 <ihpkmn> "Furry" and "mainstream" in the same sentence.
21:36:22 <Levi> oh god there is 
21:36:22 <Djoric> just an entire article of large women in practical armor beating the shit out of demons of summat
21:36:22 <TL333s> Bunton: r63 r34!
21:36:23 <WestyDude> Cyantreuse: Indeed
21:36:26 <DrBleep> djkaktus, what are you...no
21:36:33 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: because they want to feed the being - because their mortal bodies are not worthy and they want to sacrifice themselves to it 
21:36:36 <Rimple> ihp: is this your proposal?
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21:36:44 <Avocadonut> god everytime i tell myself i ought to quit 19, it never happens
21:36:44 <ihpkmn> Djoric, just fucking marry your Eowyn body pillow laready. :P
21:36:51 And no, it isn't, rimple
21:36:55 I'm putting that aside for the time being.
21:36:57 It's based on a dream I had.
21:37:13 <Rimple> ihp: Cool. Can you ping me tomorrow to take a look?
21:37:30 I just posted an article, don't want to sit staring at it too long >.<
21:37:30 <djkaktus> yes
21:37:30 the only thing that can give them release from the hell anomalously released upon their broken minds
21:37:30 is the sweet sweet release of digestion
21:37:30 and what comes out of the other end of this thing
21:37:30 here's a twist
21:37:30 socialist propaganda. 
21:37:32 it was all a metaphor all along.
21:37:35 <Avocadonut> WOAH
21:37:37 <Metaphysician> Large women in armor you say...
21:37:38 <Avocadonut> LAGSPIKE
21:37:40 <TL333s> hahaha
21:37:45 <Avocadonut> that was what that was
21:37:46 <Bunton> Djoric: your fetish is practical armour? :P
21:37:49 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: socialist propaganda im dying oh my gof
21:37:50 <Bunton> Avocadonut: yeah, I got that too.
21:37:52 <Djoric> there was a point where we stopped
21:37:52 *should have stopped
21:37:55 <Avocadonut> also what the heck
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21:37:58 <ihpkmn> sure
21:38:07 <Bunton> Djoric: when was #site19 created?
21:38:10 I think that was the point.
21:38:14 <Avocadonut> when people quit caring
21:38:16 <TL333s> my cat is here
21:38:18 <Metaphysician> Eh, unpractical armor is just too absurd for me.
21:38:22 <TL333s> he is unimpressed
21:38:22 <Djoric> Bunton: you are forgetting the women in the practical armor
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21:38:30 <@AidenEldritch> Metaphysician: implausibility is a huge turnoff
21:38:34 <djkaktus> Cyantreuse: I mean when you grind the masses down into hamburger what else is left
21:38:43 <Djoric> bonus points for A) channeling the power of HUGE
21:38:44 <djkaktus> that good good straight ideology
21:38:47 <Bunton> Djoric: well, to each their own.
21:38:48 <tretter> McDonalds, djkaktus 
21:38:48 <@AidenEldritch> djkaktus: seize the recooked beans for production
21:38:53 <djkaktus> and shit, I guess. 
21:38:55 <Djoric> and 2) possibly being librarians as well as knights
21:38:59 <djkaktus> like, it's coming out the ass.
21:39:02 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: I had an anticapitalist POS system skip, I'm all for that
21:39:03 <Bunton> Djoric: so, "practical", or just impractical in a different way? :P
21:39:09 <Gradius> I've always believed that the end justifies the beans.
21:39:12 <Bunton> Like, are you into ladies in WH40K armour with massive pauldrons?
21:39:21 <Saga> Yes
21:39:26 <Levi> kinky
21:39:35 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: serious skip about people getting eaten, but spawned from anon asking me if there's a vore skip on tumblr. right on here we go 
21:39:36 <Djoric> Bunton: not appreciating the aesthetics of the sisters of battle is heresy
21:39:42 report to your commissar immediately
21:39:48 <ihpkmn> Talking of fetishes, this is by complete coincidence, but my skip draft involves mechanophilia.
21:39:51 <Metaphysician> AidenEldritch: It breaks immersion ;p
21:39:59 <TL333s> that doesn't sound as interesting
21:40:05 <@AidenEldritch> ihpkmn: the appropriate term is "clankies"
21:40:06 <Bunton> I didn't think the Sisters of Battle wore very chunky armour.
21:40:10 <djkaktus> I mean let's be real
21:40:14 <@AidenEldritch> Metaphysician: fair enough
21:40:18 <ihpkmn> AidenEldritch: :|
21:40:21 <Djoric> Bunton: I never said chunky armor is part of this
21:40:22 <TL333s> clank in hell
21:40:22 <djkaktus> This will be the best goddamn vore article on the wiki.
21:40:25 So if that's your thing
21:40:28 <Bunton> Djoric: fair enough.
21:40:33 <djkaktus> I am going to be slobbin on that knob
21:40:34 <DrBleep> I'm scared
21:40:34 <Rimple> AidenEldritch: I prefer "throwing a spanner in the works"
21:40:38 <ihpkmn> AidenEldritch: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/ihpkmn first tab. :|
21:40:40 <@AidenEldritch> Rimple: *anks
21:40:41 *w
21:40:44 ftfy
21:40:46 <Cyantreuse> djkaktus: here we go. Stand the fuck by, 19