# Pastebin VSfZKhZq
20:45:16 <Cyantreuse> .s vore
20:45:17 <jarvis> SCP-2285: Cloudivores and SCP-267: Tumorvore.
20:45:23 <Cyantreuse> scp-267
20:45:24 <jarvis> SCP-267: Tumorvore (written 6 years ago by SimpleCadence; rating: +111) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-267
20:46:06 <Cyantreuse> .s swallow
20:46:07 <jarvis> The future author of that page hasn't written it yet.
20:46:11 <Cyantreuse> .s eat
20:46:13 <jarvis> SCP-2847: Yu the Great, and the Immortal, The Greatest American Tradition, SCP-2258: The Great Escape, What Happened Beneath Cronos, A Greater Darkness and 103 more...
20:46:45 <Cyantreuse> .s MASSIVE DRAGON SWALLOWS TINY FRAGILE HORNY FOX WHOLE
20:46:46 <jarvis> Your search query does not match any existing pages.
20:46:55 <Cyantreuse> .s digest 
20:46:56 <jarvis> Yesterday, upon the wiki, I saw a page that wasn't there. It didn't rhyme again today.
20:47:08 <Cyantreuse> !SCP-835 I guess 
20:47:09 <jarvis> SCP-835: Expunged Data Released (written 7 years ago by DrClef; rating: +430) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-835