# Pastebin Qi6ukLow
8:56 PM <jnerula> Preston: Call my secretary, I fucked up a copy-paste three times
8:56 PM <jnerula> Tell her to hold my calls until I'm out of the country and presumed dead
8:56 PM <Preston> Yes Mr. Pfiffer.
8:57 PM <Preston> Mr. Pfiffer it appears that your secretary had hung herself after that one-night stand with you during the Christmas party, would you like to put in a human resources ticket?
8:58 PM <jnerula> Hmmm, I don't trust those fucks in HR; could you file a requisition request for a coffin from Logistics?
8:58 PM <jnerula> Say I'm expensing a relatives death; Rodney will understand
8:59 PM <Preston> Yes Mr. Pfiffer, hold please.
8:59 PM <Preston> My. Pfiffer, Logistics Manager dx is on the line, apparently Rodney is out sick this month, came down with a bad case of Ebola.
8:59 PM <dx> same
9:00 PM <jnerula> dx do you work from Home with Ebola because I will not have that shit in my branch
9:00 PM <dx> jnerula: i'm ebola irl, ama
9:00 PM <jnerula> Preston: wait who are you, aren't you being my secretary right now
9:00 PM <jnerula> Are you my meta-secretary?
9:00 PM <jnerula> Am I just talking to my desk
9:00 PM <Preston> I'm your... Secretaries Resource Advisor...
9:01 PM <jnerula> Preston: That sounds suspicious, whats your Employee Identification Number?
9:01 PM <Preston> #52979
9:01 PM <jnerula> Who let you in here?
9:01 PM <jnerula> This is absurd, where is my real secretary?
9:01 PM <jnerula> WHAT IS THIS
9:02 PM <jnerula> dx: Requisition the mafia, I think someone is trying to have my killed and I need answers
9:02 PM <jnerula> don't come in though. And we don't pay sick time
9:02 PM <jnerula> Pfiffer Logistics™
9:02 PM <Preston> Mr. Pfiffer, the Italian receptionist who has a strange obsession with a little girls show let me in. We have no need to escalate this.
9:02 PM <jnerula> Preston: You frosty wood-pecker, what do you want? I'll call the Columbian cartels in here to settle this
9:03 PM <dx> "the Italian receptionist who has a strange obsession with little girls"
9:03 PM <jnerula> That guy sounds suspicious too
9:03 PM <Preston> Mr. Pfiffer the Columbian cartel is out for lunch, but they're open for a 9 o'clock.
9:03 PM <jnerula> You're all far too suspicious so I'm just going to leave
9:03 PM <dx> jnerula: i want to have your babies