# Pastebin JwLr9UO5
<%gmEldritch> Chair!Evan is sitting on the chair, and the first person to say a shipname gets to identify the two spooning agents
2:07 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob starts diving towards the chair!
2:08 AM EvanEssence?
2:08 AM <%gmEldritch> STR to throw him off the chair or MEL to KO him.
2:08 AM <ihpkmn> Jacob was just trying to dive under it! D:
2:08 AM But if you insist.
2:09 AM <%gmEldritch> He's gonna need to dive between Evan's legs.
2:09 AM <ihpkmn> 4df+2 Violence seems to be the answer! (STrength)
2:09 AM <Glacon> ihpkmn: Violence seems to be the answer! (STrength): 1 (4df+2=+, -, 0, -)
2:09 AM <%gmEldritch> 4df Wah
2:09 AM <Glacon> gmEldritch: Wah: 0 (4df=+, -, +, -)
2:09 AM <%gmEldritch> Chairvan goes sprawling as you heft him by the legs and toss him.
2:10 AM <ihpkmn> Now under the chair he goes!
2:10 AM <%gmEldritch> You manage to dive under the chair as he scrambles to get up!
2:10 AM <Knyght> Eleanor would follow suit!
2:11 AM <Kath> Scott follows as well
2:11 AM <%gmEldritch> Eleanor joins him. Your two free turns are up, and now Scott and Rose are left facing off against Chairvan.
2:12 AM <Kath> Can Scott try knock him over?
2:13 AM <%gmEldritch> Go for it.
2:14 AM <Kath> 4df+3 str
2:14 AM 4df+1 mel (am fuck'd)
2:14 AM <Glacon> Kath: mel (am fuck'd): -1 (4df+1=-, 0, 0, -)
2:14 AM Kath: str: 2 (4df+3=-, +, 0, -)