# Pastebin 9nenS5Nw
9:53 AM <@AidenEldritch> i had an idea for a generator that uses heresy to create electricity
9:54 AM <DrCarrion> AidenEldritch There are so many jokes I want to make about that right off the bat
9:54 AM <Tufto> but I'm starting a phd on this stuff in the autumn, so I know where to look for research :p.
9:54 AM <Tufto> (hopefully, anyway).
9:54 AM <DrBleep> AidenEldritch...have it designed by someone who is an Atheist
9:55 AM <Tufto> AidenEldritch: hah :D.
9:55 AM <Tufto> I like that idea.
9:55 AM <DrBleep> That way, it's powered by heresy in any of the major religions...so it's basically a perpetual motion machine
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9:55 AM <@AidenEldritch> talk shit about mekhane, get struck by lightning a la ihp's anvil skip.
9:55 AM <Dr0Shadow> If Im to be honest, HI is probably the best non-gov organization out of the bunch
9:55 AM <ihp> Snrk
9:55 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: So it's powered by the energy of people spinning in their graves?
9:55 AM <Dr0Shadow> XD
9:56 AM <DrBleep> ARD LOL
9:56 AM <@AidenEldritch> it uses ARD's cloneboys to automate heresy, since it requires living humans to do it
9:56 AM <Tufto> nice :D.
9:56 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: Spicy
9:56 AM <@AidenEldritch> it ends up creating the world's first theonuclear weapon
9:56 AM <Dr0Shadow> Well
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9:57 AM <Dr0Shadow> ...Make it be made by obskura or however ya spell it
9:57 AM <@AidenEldritch> by committing an act so heretical it fuses every atom of hydrogen in the vicinity out of sheer power
9:57 AM <@AidenEldritch> no
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9:57 AM <%ARD> This seems very much like a GOC thing to do
9:57 AM <@Lily> Please no obskura
9:58 AM <%ARD> Literally powering things in defiance of God
9:58 AM <@Lily> nazi goi = bad
9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> i was thinking Prometheus Energy
9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> hyperion
9:58 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: or that yeah
9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> we've never seen what they get up to
9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> this sounds like it's renewable, cheap and efficient
9:58 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: No not really. They have the Knights Templar as apart of them
9:58 AM <Varaxous> AidenEldritch, you ever play Borderlands 2?
9:58 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: They didnt kill god, ya know
9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> yes that hyperion i get it
9:58 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: probably the Illuminati's thing
9:59 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: They're apart of them too
9:59 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: that doesn't mean they can't be doing their own things off to the side
9:59 AM <Dr0Shadow> I mean
9:59 AM <Dr0Shadow> If they do, the GOC will be after them with no mercy.
10:00 AM <Dr0Shadow> They're in the coalition to protect humanity, not mess it over
10:00 AM <Dr0Shadow> Whats the point of being in the coalition if they do that, then.
10:01 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: look, I don't know how a generator powered by heresy will fuck over humanity and frankly I don't really think you do either 
10:01 AM <Dr0Shadow> "theonuclear weapon", but I may be missing the context.
10:02 AM <DrBleep> That was a joke
10:02 AM <@AidenEldritch> theonuclear weapons only mess up humanity as far as you're willing to use them, really
10:02 AM <Sax> SCP-194
10:02 AM <%jarvis> sax: SCP-194: Carrion Host (written 7 years ago by MalcolmMacLean; rating: +108) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-194
10:02 AM <DrBleep> What the fuck even composes a theonuclear weapon
10:02 AM <Varaxous> https://youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg
10:02 AM <%jarvis> varaxous: Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song - length 2m46s - 23792↑784↓ - 474,331 views - Super Deluxe on 2017-07-14
10:03 AM <@Tuomey> DrBleep: theonuclear elements
10:03 AM <DrBleep> Tuomey no shit
10:03 AM Bennings → Theon
10:03 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: Seems obvious to me
10:03 AM <%ARD> Fuck
10:03 AM <Theon> Yes, I'm clear
10:03 AM <DrBleep> Is there a Theoplutonium
10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: Seems obvious to me
10:03 AM Theon → Bennings
10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: You extract souls from living organisms
10:03 AM <Dr0Shadow> XD
10:03 AM <Bennings> Please laugh at my funny and side-splitting joke
10:03 AM <DrBleep> ARD oh
10:03 AM <DrBleep> Oh
10:03 AM <DrBleep> That's fucked up
10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: And then you use a laser to compress them into a small space
10:04 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: So EVE based bombs?
10:04 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: This causes their souls to fuse and release energy
10:04 AM <DrBleep> ARD jesus
10:04 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: Aren't souls EVE, are do the radiate EVE
10:04 AM <Dr0Shadow> *they
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10:04 AM <DrBleep> No
10:04 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: Alternatively, you can summon a demon inside a bomb to automatically cast them into a hellspace singularity at the center of the bomb. Forcing all their souls into such a cramped hell will have the same result with more explosive effects
10:05 AM <DrBleep> At least, not how I understood
10:05 AM <DrBleep> it
10:05 AM <@AidenEldritch> i was gonna say "you commit an act of heresy so displeasing to the broken god that your information and everything around you gets wiped from existence"
10:05 AM <Dr0Shadow> ARD: Thats third law stuff, right?
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10:05 AM <@AidenEldritch> but yes go ahead and speculate, i like what you're coming up with
10:05 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: third law stuff draws heavily from GOC stuff
10:05 AM <Dr0Shadow> Nice
10:05 AM <DrBleep> ARD I'm horrified
10:05 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: I mean the best way to minimize ethical issues is to use either animals or clones
10:06 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: set up a battery farming operation and cast these poor pitiful chickens to hell
10:06 AM <%ARD> Or take human clones, make them believe in God and force them to commit sins, and then cast them to hell
10:06 AM <%ARD> This last part is a bit of an overcomplication
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10:06 AM <Dr0Shadow> ....Thats...fucked up
10:06 AM <%ARD> All you really need to do is compress souls into a small space
10:07 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: That's the idea
10:07 AM <@ProcyonLotor> The Divine Prestige Comedy
10:07 AM <Dr0Shadow> Whose doing this in universe, btw?
10:07 AM <Bennings> Set up shop in a cobbler's 
10:07 AM <DrBleep> ARD, I think you have the makings of a tale/scp there
10:07 AM <Dr0Shadow> PL?
10:07 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: Probably Prometheus Energy or Defense
10:07 AM <Dr0Shadow> MM
10:07 AM <Bennings> And devour their soles
10:07 AM <%ARD> Energy would use the clones in their heresy engine
10:07 AM <Dr0Shadow> *Lovely*
10:07 AM <%ARD> Defense would use the clones in a theonuclear weapon
10:07 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: I hope you're writing this down and putting it into the 3Law sandbox
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10:08 AM <%ARD> Cause I have to go pick up a pizza
10:08 AM <@ProcyonLotor> I could totally get behind that
10:08 AM <%ARD> The easiest way to get these souls sent to hell is through the Original Sin
10:08 AM <%ARD> Sex
10:09 AM <DrBleep> ARD AidenEldritch I expect something to come from this. Don't disappoint me.
10:09 AM <%ARD> And on that note, of battery farming sex-encouraging soul-destroying ideas, I'm off