{"body":"21:33:13 http://sexycontainmentprocedures.tumblr.com/post/157592221722/is-their-a-vore-scp-yet nsfw but I just got this ask tonight and it's up there on the list of the worst asks ever(tm)\n21:33:20 \"THIS SCIP IS SO BAD IT AWAKENED ME FROM MY LONG SLUMBER\"\n21:33:26 oh dear cyan\n21:33:30 But that's ok, <+70 upvotes, with like 10 downvotes is an acceptable ratio for me\n21:33:39 vampires are real because they never die so that they're always alive to downvote things \n21:33:40 XD\n21:33:42 <@AidenEldritch> Cyantreuse: why\n21:33:44 why\n21:33:48 AidenEldritch: idk ask anon \n21:33:55 Cyantreuse: there's been one for ages. :P\n21:34:06 \"is their a vore scp yet\"\n21:34:06 Like, the living room that eats you.\n21:34:10 really\n21:34:13 *their's been one\n21:34:16 .lc\n21:34:16 Bunton: oh god oh my god og fuck\n21:34:17 <%jarvis> rimple: SCP-2497 (written an hour ago by Gloria Maune) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2497\n21:34:17 rimple: SCP-948: The Workaholic (written 2 hours ago by Rimple) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-948\n21:34:17 rimple: SCP-2568: They Never Came Home (written 4 hours ago by darkapothem) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2568\n21:34:18 cyan, that's amazing\n21:34:21 .s living room \n21:34:22 <%jarvis> cyantreuse: SCP-002: The \"Living\" Room (written 8 years ago by Unknown Author; rating: +553) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002\n21:34:22 whoa whoa whoa\n21:34:24 hang the fuck on\n21:34:32 are we lacking a proper vore skip.\n21:34:34 Bunton: is it that \n21:34:37 oh nooo\n21:34:37 djkaktus: DO NOT GET IDEAS. \n21:34:38 Oh no\n21:34:39 Yeah.\n21:34:40 oh NOOOOO\n21:34:42 Cyantreuse: no. :P\n21:34:43 What have we done\n21:34:44 Hey guys look a new series one skip wow I wonder who wrote it they're probably handsome\n21:34:44 kaktus, it's not a challenge\n21:34:46 We cannot allow this vore gap\n21:34:48 What have you done\n21:34:49 YOU GAVE HIM IDEAS D:\n21:34:54 D:\n21:34:56 Hold on to your butts, I'm going in.\n21:34:58 oh yeah vore's basically going mainstream like furry isn't it\n21:34:58 CYAN WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOONE\n21:35:00 djkaktus: collab \n21:35:00 ⇐ TheRaven quit (a.raven@tower.of.london) Quit: Sail away where no ball and chain can keep us from the roarin' waves, together undivided but forever we'll be free!\n21:35:01 no wait, there's that one dude who's just a giant mouth\n21:35:02 it's all good\n21:35:03 SHITTTT\n21:35:04 *probably a good writer\n21:35:06 I mean\n21:35:10 AAAAAAHHH\n21:35:11 So here's what I'm ~imagining~\n21:35:15 are you ready for this\n21:35:15 vore collab \n21:35:17 straight off the dome\n21:35:17 Don't forget Transformation porn BiggerJ\n21:35:18 NNNNOOOOO\n21:35:19 here we go\n21:35:26 it's a fifthist thing\n21:35:30 D:\\\n21:35:30 .lc\n21:35:30 <%jarvis> levi: I can't do this right now.\n21:35:31 Oh no are we doing fetish scips now\n21:35:34 BiggerJ: I don't know if I'd call it \"mainstream\". :P\n21:35:36 Okay so\n21:35:37 fuk u jarvis \n21:35:39 because if so I call lady knights\n21:35:44 where people are being anomalously influenced into a cave\n21:35:44 But the idea of non-harmful fetishes is getting more acceptable.\n21:35:47 well, certainly ESCAPING TEH INTERNETS\n21:35:47 special containment procedures: daddy 682 vores me with his big dragon mouth \n21:35:47 and once they're there\n21:35:49 I just wrote a scip draft and wait fetish scips what\n21:35:50 see even jarvis fucking appalled by this shit\n21:35:54 they are straight jumping into the mouth of some beast\n21:36:07 But we already have several transformation SCPs...\n21:36:07 Cyantreuse: I mean, there is definitely SCP-682 rule 34.\n21:36:08 in like, ecstasy or some shit whatever you call it.\n21:36:13 — ihpkmn looks up\n21:36:19 there is \n21:36:19 \"Furry\" and \"mainstream\" in the same sentence.\n21:36:22 oh god there is \n21:36:22 just an entire article of large women in practical armor beating the shit out of demons of summat\n21:36:22 Bunton: r63 r34!\n21:36:23 Cyantreuse: Indeed\n21:36:26 djkaktus, what are you...no\n21:36:33 djkaktus: because they want to feed the being - because their mortal bodies are not worthy and they want to sacrifice themselves to it \n21:36:36 ihp: is this your proposal?\n21:36:42 ⇐ Dr0Shadow quit (~chatzilla@synIRC-97A407D1.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Ping timeout\n21:36:44 god everytime i tell myself i ought to quit 19, it never happens\n21:36:44 Djoric, just fucking marry your Eowyn body pillow laready. :P\n21:36:51 And no, it isn't, rimple\n21:36:55 I'm putting that aside for the time being.\n21:36:57 It's based on a dream I had.\n21:37:13 ihp: Cool. Can you ping me tomorrow to take a look?\n21:37:30 I just posted an article, don't want to sit staring at it too long >.<\n21:37:30 yes\n21:37:30 the only thing that can give them release from the hell anomalously released upon their broken minds\n21:37:30 is the sweet sweet release of digestion\n21:37:30 and what comes out of the other end of this thing\n21:37:30 here's a twist\n21:37:30 socialist propaganda. \n21:37:32 it was all a metaphor all along.\n21:37:35 WOAH\n21:37:37 Large women in armor you say...\n21:37:38 LAGSPIKE\n21:37:40 hahaha\n21:37:45 that was what that was\n21:37:46 Djoric: your fetish is practical armour? :P\n21:37:49 djkaktus: socialist propaganda im dying oh my gof\n21:37:50 Avocadonut: yeah, I got that too.\n21:37:52 there was a point where we stopped\n21:37:52 *should have stopped\n21:37:55 also what the heck\n21:37:55 ⇐ Blackfluid quit (black@as.night) Ping timeout: 180 seconds\n21:37:58 sure\n21:38:07 Djoric: when was #site19 created?\n21:38:10 I think that was the point.\n21:38:14 when people quit caring\n21:38:16 my cat is here\n21:38:18 Eh, unpractical armor is just too absurd for me.\n21:38:22 he is unimpressed\n21:38:22 Bunton: you are forgetting the women in the practical armor\n21:38:28 ⇐ Randomini quit (wowwee@department.of.the.duckwad.brigade) Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.93 [Firefox 51.0.1/20170125094131]\n21:38:30 <@AidenEldritch> Metaphysician: implausibility is a huge turnoff\n21:38:34 Cyantreuse: I mean when you grind the masses down into hamburger what else is left\n21:38:43 bonus points for A) channeling the power of HUGE\n21:38:44 that good good straight ideology\n21:38:47 Djoric: well, to each their own.\n21:38:48 McDonalds, djkaktus \n21:38:48 <@AidenEldritch> djkaktus: seize the recooked beans for production\n21:38:53 and shit, I guess. \n21:38:55 and 2) possibly being librarians as well as knights\n21:38:59 like, it's coming out the ass.\n21:39:02 djkaktus: I had an anticapitalist POS system skip, I'm all for that\n21:39:03 Djoric: so, \"practical\", or just impractical in a different way? :P\n21:39:09 I've always believed that the end justifies the beans.\n21:39:12 Like, are you into ladies in WH40K armour with massive pauldrons?\n21:39:21 Yes\n21:39:26 kinky\n21:39:35 djkaktus: serious skip about people getting eaten, but spawned from anon asking me if there's a vore skip on tumblr. right on here we go \n21:39:36 Bunton: not appreciating the aesthetics of the sisters of battle is heresy\n21:39:42 report to your commissar immediately\n21:39:48 Talking of fetishes, this is by complete coincidence, but my skip draft involves mechanophilia.\n21:39:51 AidenEldritch: It breaks immersion ;p\n21:39:59 that doesn't sound as interesting\n21:40:05 <@AidenEldritch> ihpkmn: the appropriate term is \"clankies\"\n21:40:06 I didn't think the Sisters of Battle wore very chunky armour.\n21:40:10 I mean let's be real\n21:40:14 <@AidenEldritch> Metaphysician: fair enough\n21:40:18 AidenEldritch: :|\n21:40:21 Bunton: I never said chunky armor is part of this\n21:40:22 clank in hell\n21:40:22 This will be the best goddamn vore article on the wiki.\n21:40:25 So if that's your thing\n21:40:28 Djoric: fair enough.\n21:40:33 I am going to be slobbin on that knob\n21:40:34 I'm scared\n21:40:34 AidenEldritch: I prefer \"throwing a spanner in the works\"\n21:40:38 AidenEldritch: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/ihpkmn first tab. :|\n21:40:40 <@AidenEldritch> Rimple: *anks\n21:40:41 *w\n21:40:44 ftfy\n21:40:46 djkaktus: here we go. 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