{"body":"<!DOCTYPE html>\n<html>\n  <head>\n    <base target=\"_top\">\n    <style>\n      p {\n        font-family: monospace;\n      }\n    </style>\n    <script>\n      function voteForBernie() {\n        document.getElementById(\"content\").innerHTML = \"<p>Bernie stumbles in to the room. He looks around, disoriented, and then bursts into song (said in a NJ accent): \\\"FUCK LIL WANYE, AND THE GOVERNMENT'S CORRUPT!!!\\\" A croud of people surround him, chanting 'FEEL THA BURN! FEEL THA BURN!'. Much to your dismay, you start feeling the burn. Your dick is throbbing. The qt loli's dick is throbbing. Bernie's dick is throbbing. You shakily get to your knees in front of him. Suddenly, Kaisar Trump bursts through the ceiling with dual AK-47s gunning down the hord of bernites. \\\"CAN'T POMMEL THE DONALD\\\" he yells in a low, silky smooth voice. You tremble at the sight of him. The qt loli has a heart attack from the sheer glory. Bernie Sanders dies of old age. The bernie supporters all die of bullet wounds. You lock eyes with Trump, staring at eachother for a minute, before he smiles and gives you a curt nod, and walks out. You finish all over the floor. THE END</p>\";\n      }\n      \n      function voteForTrump() {\n        document.getElementById(\"content\").innerHTML = \"<p>Trump jumps out of the nearest wall. \\\"CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP FAGGOTS\\\", he says. His pants are already off, and his dick is rock-solid and gleaming. He rapes you while you rape the loli. THE END.</p>\";\n      }\n      \n      function voteForJeb() {\n        document.getElementById(\"content\").innerHTML = \"<p>You visit Jeb Bush's web store. You are exited to see that he has guaccamoli bowls for super cheap, now you don't have to make your guaq in a normal bowl like the lower class! Suddenly, a window pops up on your computer with a flashing animated trump face. His mouth opens, and grainy sound plays over your speakers: \\\"I'M CRASHING THIS CAIMPAIGN, WITH NO SURVIVORS\\\". The website goes down on you. You go down on the qt loli. Jeb bush leaves the race. THE END.</p>\";\n      }\n    </script>\n  </head>\n  <body>\n    <div id=\"content\">\n      <p>\n<span style=\"white-space: pre\">(^_^)\n /|\\\n / \\</span>\n    \n      <br><br>\n          \n      Hello, i am a qt loli. Who do you vote for?\n      </p>\n      <button onclick=\"voteForBernie()\">Bernie \"Feel the burn\" Sanders</button>\n      <button onclick=\"voteForTrump()\">Trump \"Build a wall\" Trump</button>\n      <button onclick=\"voteForJeb()\">Jeb \"My brother did 9/11\" Bush</button>\n    </div>\n  </body>\n</html>\n\n","name":"","extension":"html","url":"https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/mllSz8mY","modified":1457475213,"id":"mllSz8mY","size":2516,"lines":41,"own_paste":false,"theme":"","date":1457475200}