{"body":"9:53 AM <@AidenEldritch> i had an idea for a generator that uses heresy to create electricity\n9:54 AM AidenEldritch There are so many jokes I want to make about that right off the bat\n9:54 AM but I'm starting a phd on this stuff in the autumn, so I know where to look for research :p.\n9:54 AM (hopefully, anyway).\n9:54 AM AidenEldritch...have it designed by someone who is an Atheist\n9:55 AM AidenEldritch: hah :D.\n9:55 AM I like that idea.\n9:55 AM That way, it's powered by heresy in any of the major religions...so it's basically a perpetual motion machine\n9:55 AM → Salabasama joined (~mustafa@synIRC-2DC829B1.dhcp.kgpt.tn.charter.com)\n9:55 AM <@AidenEldritch> talk shit about mekhane, get struck by lightning a la ihp's anvil skip.\n9:55 AM If Im to be honest, HI is probably the best non-gov organization out of the bunch\n9:55 AM Snrk\n9:55 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: So it's powered by the energy of people spinning in their graves?\n9:55 AM XD\n9:56 AM ARD LOL\n9:56 AM <@AidenEldritch> it uses ARD's cloneboys to automate heresy, since it requires living humans to do it\n9:56 AM nice :D.\n9:56 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: Spicy\n9:56 AM <@AidenEldritch> it ends up creating the world's first theonuclear weapon\n9:56 AM Well\n9:57 AM ⇐ Tufto quit (Mibbit@32ABC0C4.628E7AC4.6D29417D.IP) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client\n9:57 AM ...Make it be made by obskura or however ya spell it\n9:57 AM <@AidenEldritch> by committing an act so heretical it fuses every atom of hydrogen in the vicinity out of sheer power\n9:57 AM <@AidenEldritch> no\n9:57 AM → Tufto joined (Mibbit@32ABC0C4.628E7AC4.6D29417D.IP)\n9:57 AM <%ARD> This seems very much like a GOC thing to do\n9:57 AM <@Lily> Please no obskura\n9:58 AM <%ARD> Literally powering things in defiance of God\n9:58 AM <@Lily> nazi goi = bad\n9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> i was thinking Prometheus Energy\n9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> hyperion\n9:58 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: or that yeah\n9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> we've never seen what they get up to\n9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> this sounds like it's renewable, cheap and efficient\n9:58 AM ARD: No not really. They have the Knights Templar as apart of them\n9:58 AM AidenEldritch, you ever play Borderlands 2?\n9:58 AM ARD: They didnt kill god, ya know\n9:58 AM <@AidenEldritch> yes that hyperion i get it\n9:58 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: probably the Illuminati's thing\n9:59 AM ARD: They're apart of them too\n9:59 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: that doesn't mean they can't be doing their own things off to the side\n9:59 AM I mean\n9:59 AM If they do, the GOC will be after them with no mercy.\n10:00 AM They're in the coalition to protect humanity, not mess it over\n10:00 AM Whats the point of being in the coalition if they do that, then.\n10:01 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: look, I don't know how a generator powered by heresy will fuck over humanity and frankly I don't really think you do either \n10:01 AM \"theonuclear weapon\", but I may be missing the context.\n10:02 AM That was a joke\n10:02 AM <@AidenEldritch> theonuclear weapons only mess up humanity as far as you're willing to use them, really\n10:02 AM SCP-194\n10:02 AM <%jarvis> sax: SCP-194: Carrion Host (written 7 years ago by MalcolmMacLean; rating: +108) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-194\n10:02 AM What the fuck even composes a theonuclear weapon\n10:02 AM https://youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg\n10:02 AM <%jarvis> varaxous: Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song - length 2m46s - 23792↑784↓ - 474,331 views - Super Deluxe on 2017-07-14\n10:03 AM <@Tuomey> DrBleep: theonuclear elements\n10:03 AM Tuomey no shit\n10:03 AM Bennings → Theon\n10:03 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: Seems obvious to me\n10:03 AM <%ARD> Fuck\n10:03 AM Yes, I'm clear\n10:03 AM Is there a Theoplutonium\n10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: Seems obvious to me\n10:03 AM Theon → Bennings\n10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: You extract souls from living organisms\n10:03 AM XD\n10:03 AM Please laugh at my funny and side-splitting joke\n10:03 AM ARD oh\n10:03 AM Oh\n10:03 AM That's fucked up\n10:03 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: And then you use a laser to compress them into a small space\n10:04 AM ARD: So EVE based bombs?\n10:04 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: This causes their souls to fuse and release energy\n10:04 AM ARD jesus\n10:04 AM ARD: Aren't souls EVE, are do the radiate EVE\n10:04 AM *they\n10:04 AM ⇐ riyangendut quit (Mibbit@654CA2C.5B21E0DA.AF4E8FA4.IP) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client\n10:04 AM No\n10:04 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: Alternatively, you can summon a demon inside a bomb to automatically cast them into a hellspace singularity at the center of the bomb. Forcing all their souls into such a cramped hell will have the same result with more explosive effects\n10:05 AM At least, not how I understood\n10:05 AM it\n10:05 AM <@AidenEldritch> i was gonna say \"you commit an act of heresy so displeasing to the broken god that your information and everything around you gets wiped from existence\"\n10:05 AM ARD: Thats third law stuff, right?\n10:05 AM → Nioki joined (~chatzilla@synIRC-ADB3F82A.maine.res.rr.com)\n10:05 AM <@AidenEldritch> but yes go ahead and speculate, i like what you're coming up with\n10:05 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: third law stuff draws heavily from GOC stuff\n10:05 AM Nice\n10:05 AM ARD I'm horrified\n10:05 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: I mean the best way to minimize ethical issues is to use either animals or clones\n10:06 AM <%ARD> DrBleep: set up a battery farming operation and cast these poor pitiful chickens to hell\n10:06 AM <%ARD> Or take human clones, make them believe in God and force them to commit sins, and then cast them to hell\n10:06 AM <%ARD> This last part is a bit of an overcomplication\n10:06 AM NineVolt → GoneVolt\n10:06 AM ....Thats...fucked up\n10:06 AM <%ARD> All you really need to do is compress souls into a small space\n10:07 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: That's the idea\n10:07 AM <@ProcyonLotor> The Divine Prestige Comedy\n10:07 AM Whose doing this in universe, btw?\n10:07 AM Set up shop in a cobbler's \n10:07 AM ARD, I think you have the makings of a tale/scp there\n10:07 AM PL?\n10:07 AM <%ARD> Dr0Shadow: Probably Prometheus Energy or Defense\n10:07 AM MM\n10:07 AM And devour their soles\n10:07 AM <%ARD> Energy would use the clones in their heresy engine\n10:07 AM *Lovely*\n10:07 AM <%ARD> Defense would use the clones in a theonuclear weapon\n10:07 AM <%ARD> AidenEldritch: I hope you're writing this down and putting it into the 3Law sandbox\n10:07 AM ⇐ GoneVolt quit (NineVolt@synIRC-D90BC82D.dyn.optonline.net) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client\n10:08 AM <%ARD> Cause I have to go pick up a pizza\n10:08 AM <@ProcyonLotor> I could totally get behind that\n10:08 AM <%ARD> The easiest way to get these souls sent to hell is through the Original Sin\n10:08 AM <%ARD> Sex\n10:09 AM ARD AidenEldritch I expect something to come from this. Don't disappoint me.\n10:09 AM <%ARD> And on that note, of battery farming sex-encouraging soul-destroying ideas, I'm off\n","name":"","extension":"txt","url":"https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/9nenS5Nw","modified":1500257721,"id":"9nenS5Nw","size":7425,"lines":114,"own_paste":false,"theme":"","date":1500257721}